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omg, my car won't stop! Does anyone else think that Toyota's new slogan: "Moving Forward" is hilariously terrible?
Every time Toyota has a little commercialette on Hulu, I cringe through my giggles at that slogan. Let's try some alternates:
Toyota: Moving Forward. Quickly, and for No Apparent Reason.
Toyota: Moving Without Being Asked To
Toyota: Moving into a Future of Sure Bankruptcy
Toyota: Recalling A Vehicle Near You
Toyota: Japenese for: Totally Screwed
Toyota: Japenese for "High Quality" Is Actually "Chevrolet". Suprise!
Toyota: Maybe You Should Buy a Hyundai
Toyota: The Real GM Bailout
Toyota: Kia Makes Better Cars Than Us
Toyota: We Blame Floor mats for All Our Problems
March 12 2010, 05:11:38 UTC 2 years ago
March 16 2010, 15:16:21 UTC 2 years ago
Toyota: If the government owned us, none of this would be in the news.
Toyota: Perfect for people who can't put their cars in neutral.