Yes, I am TOTALLY excited about Eclipse

Yeah, uh-huh.  Alright.  You caught me.  So I'm  a Twilight fan.   So I'm going to see Eclipse opening night at the IMAX with a large group of people wearing sparkly black shirts and maybe vampire teeth. 

Why, you want to make something of it? 

Like you only read "classy" literature.  Like you've never watched (and enjoyed) a movie you were slightly ashamed of.  In fact, you're probably a fan of Kung Fu movies or  those stupid spoof Teen/Scary/Sports Movies or something.   I bet you purchased HBO just so you could watch True Blood, you tasteless hypocrite. You probably even have plastic ninja swords or Schim Schimmel posters on your wall, like a complete dork.    I've seen Harry Potter (which you refer to as HP) fan fiction on your desk.  I've noticed the "Star Trek, The Series" books on your shelf.  You probably read romance novels with soft core porn on their paperback covers, for christsake. 

Actually, on the scale of one to trash, I rate a ME and you rate a YOU.    And I would not want to be you.    You read trash.    You watch trash.    And you enjoy it.    Don't judge me, America's Next Top Model fan.