some reasons i hate my life

nothing seems to be working in my life. 
1. my sink doesn't drain (well, i can wash one dish at a time, then let the water regurgitate into the side by side sinks, and eventually it goes down and in another 10-15 minutes i can wash another dish.
2. my furnace is broken.  And my parents won't stop calling me to see if i've gotten it fixed.  it for real broke last night, ok?  I have to work and stuff.  i'll get to it friday, i bought a space heater, and i'm 75% the pipes won't freeze and burst and that's JUST GOING TO HAVE TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW.
3.  i just got my car headlights fixed, and used my retirement fund to fix it, which is very quickly breaking down itself.
4. my laptop doesn't run.  The disk drive doesn't run, and it barely turns on.  and I do'nt want to bother getting internet in my house.  Especially since i don't know if i can afford it, and the only option "available in my area" is U-verse internet for 40 bucks a month. 
5. neither of my ipods will connect with itunes (this might go back to the computer not working properly for years, which is a step up from its' current state of death) I was reminded of this fact when i went to the gym yesterday.  I can live without music, but it just serves as a reminder that NOTHING WORKS.
6. Related to #5, I've gained 4 pounds.
7. Related to numbers 5 and 6, i only managed to run 1 mile.  what happened to me?

i'll tell you what happened: i broke.